A Prairie Home Companion: April 17, 2004 - The Jokes: "George W. Bush in the White House is like a turtle on a post. 'You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help him get down.'"

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"If Bush bent over and farted into the mic, conservatives would praise his eloquence and penchant for speaking in terms the common man can understand."

A very conservative individual told me this weekend that she works hard to get what is hers, screw the less fortunate, so that she can send her children to parocial schools and they can learn the peace and social justice teachings of Jesus Christ without interference from the "government". Just like she did!

Bush/Cheney 2004 - Modest men with many things to be modest about.